Don't you have more important things to do ....

Like maybe focusing on running the country, or delivering on all your campaign promises?

Of course, if this is what you issue statements about and the type of sense that your press releases actually make, then I see the problem.

From House Democratic Speaker Nancy Pelosi:

“Tonight, Barry Bonds etched his name into baseball’s history books and took his rightful place among the sport’s immortals.

“It was a great night for baseball and a great night for San Francisco - the crowd went wild.

“It was particularly exciting to see Willie Mays embrace him on the field and see Hank Aaron congratulate him on the Jumbotron.

“As a season ticket holder, I am particularly glad it happened on the Giants’ Italian night.”

Did she write this herself or something? Was she drunk writing it? How many bases can one woman try and touch in one night? (Note to self, don't also say outloud some of the things you were thinking at the Angry Inch on Saturday. Second note: Can I say that about such a fine, upstanding woman as Nancy Pelosi?). And should I be worried about eating in Little Italy in Baltimore since clearly all the lead in the food and water up there has gone to her head?